From the recording Reason Predicts Malevolence
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It went like lightning, carved fists of fire
Out at the drive in while they were in their cars
Some thought it was evil, gobbles and gunfire
I took it to the freezer where they made their rounds and ran for their lives
We had fun killing my first turkey right there at the supermarket counter
They begged for mercy while I bagged my kill
Sirens and heavy artillery here to make me still
The meats go flying as the bodies thaw
Come get it all, all you can eat starts with me today
We had fun killing my first turkey right there at the supermarket counter
We had a lovely dinner, don't disturb me I'm a killer
I am tonight, so watch out!