From the recording Reason Predicts Malevolence

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My First Turkey - The Realside

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It went like lightning, carved fists of fire
Out at the drive in while they were in their cars
Some thought it was evil, gobbles and gunfire
I took it to the freezer where they made their rounds and ran for their lives

We had fun killing my first turkey right there at the supermarket counter

They begged for mercy while I bagged my kill
Sirens and heavy artillery here to make me still
The meats go flying as the bodies thaw
Come get it all, all you can eat starts with me today

We had fun killing my first turkey right there at the supermarket counter

We had a lovely dinner, don't disturb me I'm a killer
I am tonight, so watch out!